GIMME THE MUGS, COME ON!!

IS IT SOME KIND OF COFFEE CUP THAT I’M NOT FUCKING AWARE OF??

PLEASE DON’T HURT ME TAKE MY MUGS wait don’t take my mugs TAKE THE BIO STATION!!! 

As per Mr. House’s request;

ask-pdq-88b:

ask-muggy:

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NO.

NO, I’M FINE. I JUST NEED A FUCKING MOMENT.

CLOSING THE ASK FOR NOW!

YOU PALS ARE SWELL AND ALL BUT GODDAMN I REALLY MIGHT DIE IF YOU ALL KEEP GIVING ME THESE PRECIOUS DISHES AND LOVE!! I’LL DROWN IN THEM BOTH ONE DAY, JUST FUCKING WATCH.

As per Mr. House’s request;

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robertedwinhouse:

ask-muggy:

robertedwinhouse:

ask-muggy:

robertedwinhouse:

ask-muggy:

robertedwinhouse:

Yes Muggy, about all the mugs in New Vegas that aren’t being used.

HMMMM. I’M SUPPOSED TO FUCKING HATE YOUR GUTS BUT GOD I CAN’T PASS UP A CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THOSE POOR GODDAMN MUGS…

I am willing to have all the unused mugs sent to you, on the condition that you will no longer blame me for you being programmed to be obsessed with mugs. 

 BUT- NOW THAT’S A BIG FUCKING LAUGH! THE GREAT ALMIGHTY ROBERT FUCKING HOUSE CARES ABOUT THE INSIGNIFICANT OPINION OF A TINY NEUROTIC SECURITRON! OH GOD, I’M PRACTICALLY DYING HERE, IT’S SO FUNNY!! YOU HAVE ALL THOSE BIG AND SCARY, LEGITIMATELY LETHAL SECURITRONS BY YOUR SIDE. WHY WOULD YOU CARE ABOUT ME.

Frankly, I am done hearing about how I am responsible for your programming. I had no part in it, and I am offering you negations before I send Securitrons to dispose of you.

WHAT!! NONONONO, THIS WAS ALL DR. 0’S FAULT, BLAME THIS ON HIM I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

Now that we see “eye to eye”, a Securitron should arrive shortly, with the mugs as promised.

 OH THANK GOD…

robertedwinhouse:

ask-muggy:

robertedwinhouse:

ask-muggy:

robertedwinhouse:

Yes Muggy, about all the mugs in New Vegas that aren’t being used.

HMMMM. I’M SUPPOSED TO FUCKING HATE YOUR GUTS BUT GOD I CAN’T PASS UP A CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THOSE POOR GODDAMN MUGS…

I am willing to have all the unused mugs sent to you, on the condition that you will no longer blame me for you being programmed to be obsessed with mugs. 

 BUT- NOW THAT’S A BIG FUCKING LAUGH! THE GREAT ALMIGHTY ROBERT FUCKING HOUSE CARES ABOUT THE INSIGNIFICANT OPINION OF A TINY NEUROTIC SECURITRON! OH GOD, I’M PRACTICALLY DYING HERE, IT’S SO FUNNY!! YOU HAVE ALL THOSE BIG AND SCARY, LEGITIMATELY LETHAL SECURITRONS BY YOUR SIDE. WHY WOULD YOU CARE ABOUT ME.

Franky, I done hearing about how I am responsible for your programming. I had no part in it, and I am offering you negations before I send Securitrons to dispose of you.

WHAT!! NONONONO, THIS WAS ALL DR. 0’S FAULT, BLAME THIS ON HIM I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!